"If you come across a llama in your travels, I’ve found it’s best to question if the creature in question is indeed a llama. Before you tumble too far down your rabbit hole of excuses and rationalizations, think of it this way — if it turns out to be an actual llama, you’ve just made a furry friend!…but, if it turns out to be one of the beings I’m describing, what I’m telling you could save your life."