The small town of Harvest, Okla. is abuzz with arguments and assertions about the nature of a strange power pole that has appeared downtown. We’ve likely already offended half our readership by claiming the pole appeared rather than having already existed, but we stand by our impeccable investigative journalism. Perhaps we’re wrong (but we doubt it).
The power pole was the first object constructed in Harvest upon the town’s founding in 1872. Some say it was already here and that town was built around it (we’re inclined to believe this). We’ve likely already offended half our readership by claiming the pole has always been here, but we stand by our unimpeachable editorial memories. Perhaps we’re wrong (but we doubt it).