By the Editorial Board
Recently, dear reader, we’ve noticed an influx of fan mail criticizing our journalistic integrity here at The Inquirer and Reflection. We must say that while this has disappointed some of the editorial staff here, it has done nothing more than inspire us to continue our good work (as would be the mindset of any journalistic professional worth their salt).
We would like to remind readers that simply because you haven’t been chased by a carnivorous tree or received a postcard from another planet does not mean such events cannot take place. They may be improbable (for some), but indeed are very possible (as many of you soon may find). We believe it is our duty here at The I&R to shed light on these possibilities to the benefit of our readers (and because our off-world benefactor really enjoys reading the stories with excitement injected into them).